2. The circus. - Slap on some face paint and clown around. Get it? Clown, like you’re at the circus, eh? Oh shut up.
3. Church. - As long as you don’t go hugging any little boys, you’re untouchable.
4. Another dimension. - Just find a local vortex and hop in.
5. Old attic. - Worked for Anne Frank…Oh wait, no it didn’t. [Too soon?]
6. Jail. - That’s right, infiltrate the system; beat them at their own game. Although you risk a sticky shower situation.
7. A chorus line. - Put on your best sequins and kick your legs up high.
8. A herd of sheep. - Pull on your favorite wool sweater, just make sure it’s not black.
9. Under the bed. - Where do you think monsters come from?
10. Civil War reenactment. - Play dead with a bayonet to the heart.
11. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s house. - They won’t even notice. They’ll think you’re just another adopted child.
