Do you have a child with a birthday coming up? Then let me strongly recommend that you not buy them one of the dolls on this list. From superstars of music to politicians, this is a list of the worst dolls ever - and I really do mean ever. Ranked in order of least vile to most (as best as I could), here they are:
10
Michael Jackson

Why any person would want to own a Michael Jackson doll is beyond me. Surely even his most die-hard fans would draw the line here. It is also extremely out of date - both the skin color and nose are nothing at all like the “real” Michael.
9
Elton John

More disturbing than the fact that this doll was even made in the first place is the “try me” button on his stomach. Thanks Elton, but no thanks!
8
Pee wee Herman

This one is wrong on so many levels. Putting aside his hard times with the law, this doll is a hideous caricature of a hideous looking man! Buy this doll for your children if you want them to have nightmares.
7
Vanilla Ice

Fanclub info inside? I am pretty sure you could fit the entire fanclub inside.
6
Anne Coulter

I really don’t even know what to say about this doll. I am speechless.
Just paying the bills…
5
Tom Cruise

This doll comes with a bobblehead to give you an authentic recreation of Cruise’s couch moment on Oprah.
4
George Bush

The problem with this doll is that they forgot to include the pins to stick in to it.
3
Rosie O’Donnell

“A friend of Barbie” - yeah.. a very “special” friend. This doll also talks. That’s right - not only do you get to look at Rosie O’Donnell, you get to hear her voice! Worst marketing idea in history? I think so.
2
Osama Bin Laden

This doll is made by the same people that made the Saddam Hussein doll before his death. I am not sure what kind of people might want one of these but I am pretty damned sure you won’t find many in the USA.
1
Adolf Hitler

For the Neo-Nazi in your life!





