Excuses for Not Giving Your Number

We’ve all been there before. The bar, the club, whatever. Some creepy guy/girl approaches you and you know what’s coming.
The awkward small talk ensues, followed by the inevitable inquiry for your number. You obviously can’t give your digits out to this heavy-breathing creeper, so you lie. You lie like it’s the absolute [...]

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March 2nd, 2008

Things you only learn from college

scorpio in Articles, Comedy

1. Quarters are like gold.
2. Be creative in the dining hall.
3. Flipflops become as important as soap, shampoo, etc.
4. You will never find so many excuses for a bucket.
5. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.
6. New additions to the food groups: Mountain Dew, Doritos, Ben & Jerry’s, Ho-Hos and Oreos
7. Make sure your [...]

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