We’ve all been there before. The bar, the club, whatever. Some creepy guy/girl approaches you and you know what’s coming.
The awkward small talk ensues, followed by the inevitable inquiry for your number. You obviously can’t give your digits out to this heavy-breathing creeper, so you lie. You lie like it’s the absolute [...]

Continue reading...

1. Quarters are like gold.
2. Be creative in the dining hall.
3. Flipflops become as important as soap, shampoo, etc.
4. You will never find so many excuses for a bucket.
5. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.
6. New additions to the food groups: Mountain Dew, Doritos, Ben & Jerry’s, Ho-Hos and Oreos
7. Make sure your [...]

Continue reading...

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Movie nudity is virtually always female.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Monday Night Football.
You don’t have to monitor your friends sex lives.
Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
You can open all your own jars.
Old friends don’t give you crap if you’ve lost or gained [...]

Continue reading...