Being dead right doesn’t make you any less dead.
The largest vehicle always has the right of way.
You’re only pulled over when you were just trying to make the light.
When there are three other cars on the road, the drivers are drunk and there’s not a cop in sight.
Hotrods are never seen, but often heard.
You finally [...]

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This guy has too much time on his hands!

Funny Invention - The most amazing bloopers are here

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This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castleguarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights.
POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
THRASH METAL
The protagonist [...]

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