We bet the people who created them are far weirder than the conspiracies themselves.
1. The US government was behind 9/11.
2. Princess Diana was murdered.
3. AIDS was concocted in a laboratory.
4. Kentucky Fried Chicken will sterilize black men.
5. Splenda will kill you.
6. NASA faked the Moon landing.
7. The Scientologists run Hollywood.
8. Elvis is really alive.
9. Barcodes are really meant to control people.
10. Microsoft sends messages using [...]

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We’ve all been there before. The bar, the club, whatever. Some creepy guy/girl approaches you and you know what’s coming.
The awkward small talk ensues, followed by the inevitable inquiry for your number. You obviously can’t give your digits out to this heavy-breathing creeper, so you lie. You lie like it’s the absolute [...]

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1.      Your mom’s house. - It’s not like she hasn’t lied for you before.
2.      The circus. - Slap on some face paint and clown around. Get it? Clown, like you’re at the circus, eh? Oh shut up.
3.      Church. - As long as you don’t go hugging any little boys, you’re untouchable.
4.      Another dimension. - [...]

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