I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.
I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I’m really easy to get along [...]

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Walk on with a cooler that is labeled “HUMAN HEAD” on the side.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When [...]

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When you hear breaking news on the radio, you immediately pull over and whip out your laptop or cell phone to see if it has been submitted. Sometimes, you whip out your laptop or cell phone without pulling over.
This sentence makes sense to you: “I almost FPd a Jobs fanboy submit, but the brigade [...]

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